Microsoft OS - the world's pervasive virus

Forum thread started by admin on Tue, 2010-04-13 01:13

/* the world's most pervasive computer virus */
 
#include "macros.h"
#include "holes.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "windows.h"
 
#DEFINE INSTALL = AGGRESSIVE
 
void main(){
 while(!crashed){
  microsoft_rules_sound_effect();
  your_computer_is_at_risk_popup();
  do_nothing_loop();
    if(first_time_install){
      overwrite_mbr();
      search_and_destroy_rest_of_previous_os();
  }
}

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Re: Microsoft OS - the world's pervasive virus

by stellarpower - 2010-04-17 10:35

Sorry, I don't speak C , but

/Kernel Date: 12 April 1974/
#include "Loads of stuff to shove on top of the kernel to make it newer".h
#include "All those features shown in the TV adverts that just slow it down".h
#include "Hallucinogenically large page file"
 
 while(User is trying to navigate the incredibly unorganised Windows system folders){
    Create random annoying popups and freeze();
    Bluescreen();
   }